BEST. C.V. EVER.

I've grown tired of sending off many a cv only to get no reply

Since I was 16 I've had around 5 interviews

One I got through a friend, and for others they've been jobs where everyone gets the job

so some don't even count

I'm 20 now, and that is total rubbish

I've changed it many a time only for a similar result

So now I'm going all out with my new CV, one I actually enjoyed making!

Why?

Because I have nothing to lose!

I'm pretty sure this will, at least, get me an interview...

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